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Alright people it about time i updated. I've got nothing to talk about because my life has been a drag. Thank God for video games. Life would be hell without them. And to all of you who say "how can anyone find such joy in video games?", you dont understand anything so shut up. If you have lived the life of a gamer, even for a day, then maybe you would know the unique joy they bring. And if you think its all fun and games and nothing comes out of it, you are dead wrong. They ignite creativity within the mind and teach you lotsa stuff. For example, I know a heck of alot more about world war 2 because i played call of duty and medal of honour. Most of my creativity for my writing is inspired by games like final fantasy. If you think that games are dumb, think again. Some of the greatest minds, design, produce and write scripts for many video games. Telling you this is one thing but my parents don't seem to get it. The only games they ever played were pac man and bomber man. Oh by the way have you ever tried the game paper boy? I swear it is the hardest game i've ever played. Geez. And its found on SNES. So have any of you gotten any action lately? I know a couple of people that have. Heheh. They make it seem so obvious its not funny. In fact it disgusts me to even think about it. *shudders* It's 2 am in the morning. Everyday has been like this. In half an hour, the grim show on cartoon network is gonna start.You should watch it its kickass. Well i really aint got much to say that would be interesting to you all but lets break out into an impulsive story shall we?

One day Kyle was walking through the La'Theine Plateau when suddenly he saw his good friend Samuel.

Kyle: Yo whats up homes?

Samuel: Well you know, same shit, different day.

Kyle : I hear ya buddy. Hey, whats that blue light in the sky?

Just then a massive space ship appeared from behind the mountains and beamed both Kyle and Samuel on board.

Kyle & Samuel: What the f-


A micro second later, on the space ship....

Kyle & Samuel: -uck?

Kyle's brother Kurt was on the spaceship as well, along with Santa Claus, Bigfoot and the 5 horsemen of the apocalypse.

Kyle: Oh thank God its just you guys. I thought we were being abducted.

Samuel: Sup guys?

5 horsemen: Yo Samuel.

(Yes they are all very good friends)

Kyle: So is this your new ship?

Kurt: Hell yeah! Welcome aboard the Pwnager.

Kyle: Man, what did you do? Take out 6 mortgages on our house to get this?

Kurt: Yeah thats exactly what i did. You're listed as collateral by the way.

Warning! Warning! Engines shutting down to conserve battery power!

Samuel: You got a battery powered space ship!?

Kurt: Hoo boy thats the last time i buy from Deranged Dan's space cruiser emporium.

Kyle: Uh guys (points to the window).

Kurt: Is that the ground?

Before i end this in the most violent fashion i'm just gonna stop it right there. However next week you will find out how we escaped a horrible death and ended up in el dorado. Well i guess i've got nothing more to say. You guys have probably had enough anyway eh? One more thing. Dont you just hate the word darling? *shudders* It makes me sick to the stomach. Have a nice day my kickass friends!