Warning: Kyle was in one of his ranting moods when he wrote this so he may indirectly offend some of you. And he would like to apologize in advance to anyone who is offended by this post. And he will do your chores for a week. And your taxes.

* This does not apply to the braindead morons that will be covered in this post.




Friendster pisses me off sometimes. It's basically a site that is made with the sole purpose of frustrating the user. Well maybe only me. But that still counts as one. They got this new category under status that says "It's complicated". Now what the hell is that supposed to mean? Look there are only 3 main kind of statuses. Single, Attached or Married. I don't need to know whether you're having a "Domestic Partnership" or an "Open relationship". For goodness sake just state whether you're attached or not. Is that so hard to do? Nobody gives a damn about the extra details. The worst one so far is "It's Complicated". To me, it is redundant and useless to the already buggered up page. What does it even mean anyway, "It's Complicated" ? It's not like its so hard to write single or attached. You know what's complicated? Trying to find a way to prevent myself from kicking my computer screen in. Whats more is that new feature. "Who's viewed me". This is by far the dumbest thing i've seen. Alright, who wants to know who looked at your profile and did not follow through by adding you or any crud like that. I sure as hell don't. It's an insult to an individual's self esteem. "hey look! This hot girl viewed my profile and she left the page within 30 seconds! My life has a new meaning!"For pete's sake I don't want to know who doesn't wanna add me! That thing is bull shiat. They changed the whole template once again. What is this the third...fourth time? I can't even navigate through the page as quickly as before because everything is in a different place. I wouldn't be surprised if I logged in and found a new backdrop after clicking the refresh button. Word limits! Thats another thing. How do you expect me to write something meaningful in the very very short space of a thousand CHARACTERS. Hey, when I ramble on, I don't take any boundaries. I need my freedom damn it! 1000 characters is not enough! Well unless you're one of those brain dead punks that leave testimonials like ****####$$%%%FrEnZZXxxxX 4 EvA!!!##$$%%^^^ Loveangelmusicbabyhellokittyrocksmyworldlilovevondutchcokeandpepsiarethesamething! =X.
That, is the worst type of testimonial you can get. First of all, it is most definitely not personal and is mass produced. What the heck is a testimonial for if its not personal? Secondly, those kind of testimonials have no relevance to the person at all. It defeats the purpose of calling it a testimonial. You may as well call it a pieca crap text post. I am deeply ashamed that I had accepted one of those before and I may have jumped of the tall tower. Unfortunately, there are no tall towers in Singapore. And of course. The ever so popular fools that add people for no good reason cept the fact that they look good. Theres this person that had 12, count em, 12 accounts because people kept adding her based on her profile. Geez man what's the point? Bragging rights? "Hey check out the hot girl! I know her" No you don't know her you moron. You clicked twice and voila. You are connected to her, along with 25000 other idiots. I'm sorry for ranting so much I just feel pissed of because of some people. Sorry make that alot of people. No, no not you peeps. I'm still as pissed as ever about people who fall so easily into relationships. I curse myself for doing that before. These guys go head over heels into an infatuation and come out ripped to bits. Same goes for girls. Please, what are the chances that your fickle ass minds aren't gonna get tired of the significant others? Well I know a few people that have actually taken time. And by time i mean years, to get to know someone and then go for it. Those people are at least smarter than those who jump straight into one without thinking. I support the people who know each other before going into a relationship but I curse those who do it just like that *snaps fingers. I hate that gesture. Brings back terrible terrible memories. Anyway, stop being such idiots and wisen up! This stuff takes time damn it! Even 2 years sometimes aint enough. Believe me I know. To all my friends who actually are attached. And you know who you are, I support you coz I know you actually did look before you leapt. Man that topic has been stuck with me since sec 1 and I never get tired of cursing at these idiots. The next time a girl you met 3 days ago breaks your heart and you come crying to me, I'll just clap my hands and say ,"What a swell party we're having!" You people make me sick! Moving on, on the topic of heartbreaks. You know the movies always show that the guy is always the one that breaks up with the girl and is bad to her and stuff. Yadda yadda yadda. Well I guess that may be true but seriously i have noticed an increasing trend in girls breaking the hearts of guys. Now unless the world spun off its axis and is rotating in the opposite direction, something is up. Of all the examples of relationships that I've seen, including mine, It's the girl. And we didn't do anything! It's like one minute we're happy and stuff and the next minute she tells you. I think we should just be friends. Whats up with that man? Here i am thinking that it would last for like forever and suddenly its over? Strange ain't it. Sad but true. I apologize to the female readers of my blog but i don't mean to offend you in any way. Just bringin up some points. But i guess I was stupid to think stuff like that because like i said before, there is no such thing as forever. It's just like santa claus or superman. Myths really... No matter how much you want it to be true it never will be. Sigh, just like all my writing. Oh well. The life span of forever ranges from the mili second after you say it till about 2 to 3 years after that and then its gone. It never lasts. At least that's what I feel. Who knows? Prove me wrong my friends, prove me wrong. Hmm...am i done yet? Uhh...yeah i suppose so. But I do want to state that i predict a mass war between males and females which would lead to the untimely end of the world. Let me explain. When male pride and women's lib get out of hand. The arms shall come in. And then whoever wins the war gains superiority. and the inferior population would probably die out. Don't ask me why. So it doesn't matter who wins the war. If man wins. Then we have no way to reproduce thus ending the line of humanity. And if woman wins, then, i guess there is that possibilty of them doing that sciencey stuff and reproducing without the male gamete but then again, seriously i think everyone's gonna look the same. I mean it's really close to cloning. Most likely the people would come out looking similar. Lemme depict a scene for you "Hey aren't you that famous performer i saw on tv?" "No...I thought you were!" "Are you serious? Hey that's her! Let's go ask her for an autograph!" "Hang on a minute, that's my sister Jeanie!" "Are you certain? That looks like my sister! In fact, you look like my sister! And so do i!" and so chaos ensues. And I guess the world would be a pretty crappy place if that happens. Well. I guess thats all. And I'm sorry if i had offended thou. I will make ammends. Or at least try to. Really. haha.


-Kyle