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I apologize but this isnt the angst filled post, that'll be the day after valentines day how's that. So anyway i was doing crud today. Got the runs. Don't ask me what that is, you dont wanna know. Was going around my peep's blogs when i happened to chance upon the blog of someone called Kim Wakermen. I don't know if I spelled the name correctly but I don't really care. So anyway, she was all riled up by some guy who left a comment saying her english sucks and her blog sucks too and stuff like that. I thought it was pretty funny but i guess she doesnt have much of a sense of humor you know what i'm saying? So she started spraying something about being bilingual and blahdee blahdee blah and was trying to defend her honor as a good english speaking icon. And then she continued something about "not knowing the real me". You know that kinda thing that all celebrities have. I think it's hilarious when celebrities are angry don't you? They get all "Oh you don't understand how i really feel." And so on. Anyway, i think the guy who left the comment there was kinda dumb too i mean how many people are going to actually agree with you? I would but i mean everyone else is too busy sucking up to the fame of that particular person. You bring up a good point but a hundred other people will shun you coz you're dissing their "friend". I wish my blog was more well known so i can write and actually have the target audience notice. Well if you ain't got the looks or the fame, you're not going many places. Thats the thing about this world. They always need a good face to sell something to the public. Very rarely do you get an average guy like me, turning famous. One day i'd like to engage in a duel with someone from the raffles jc debate team. I'd run up to him and shout, "Defend yourself you son of an unnamed goat!" I'm pretty sure he would and he'd say, "I accept your duel. First of all ladies and gentlemen of the board, it is physically impossible for a homosapien such as myself to be born by a goat." That's the point where all his supporters start cheering. "En Garde!" I would say, and run him through with a sharp pointy rapier. Hey I didn't specify what kind of duel did I? Just because he's from the debate team doesn't mean i would have a verbal duel with him. I apologize for being so random today. That's just the way i am on my blog. So where were we? Ah yes. Let us continue the story of Kurt's discount space cruiser, the 5 horsemen of the apocalypse, Samuel and I.

The space cruiser hurtled toward the ground but before it met the ground, a huge marshmallow appeared and cushioned the space craft's fall.

Kyle: Where the hell did that come from Jimmy? What the hell.

3rd Horseman: I don't know Kyle and don't call me Jimmy, my name is James.

Kurt: Hmm...let us go outside to examine it.

Kurt, Kyle and Samuel opened the hatch and stepped out onto the lush greenery of the La Theine Plateau. Suddenly a strange looking short guy popped out and started hopping around like a 12 year old on pixie sticks.

???: Waahahahahaha! Muhuhuahahauhahhauauhuuuhu! WheeeHhheeeee! You wil never guess my name you foolish mortals!

Samuel: Rumplestiltskin?

With that, the tiny man imploded into space and was never seen again.

Kyle: What an eccentric performance.

Gordon: Hey peeps did you see my goldspinning servant anywhere around here?

Gordon, Kurt and Kyle's cousin had walked out from behind the marshmallow.

Kyle: You mean old Rumple?

Gordon: Don't tell me you said his name?

Samuel: Sorry I did.

Gordon: Damn! I had him locked up in the tower spinning gold for me and he was trying to get people to say his name so that he would die and be free of torture. Oh well, I still got Sauron, Darth Vader and Lex Luthor working up there.

Scene changes to Darth Vader spinning some thread in Gordon's tower.

Darth: Dum de dum....ooh missed a stitch. Silly me.

Kyle: I can only imagine.

Kurt: Any idea where this big ass marshmallow came from?

Gordon: What are you stupid? Don't you know a different confectionery food spawns at this very point everyday at this time?

Samuel: What? What kinda jackass does that?

Gordon: I don't know but it probably has something to do with that shadowy man sneaking off into the forest.

Kurt: Interesting...very interesting. Well let's go to Burger King i'm famished.

Samuel: Dammit Kurt! Let's find out what that man is up to!

Gordon: I'll stop him! I'm a level 60 black mage! Firaga!

~Intermission~

Kyle: Uhh...Gordon, no offense but your cast time really sucks.

Samuel: We'd probably have caught him by now if we went on foot.

Gordon: Relax Firaga has a huge range of effect.

Kurt: I'm sure its gonna be like a spark that goes 6 feet or some-

A giant fireball explodes from Gordon's hands as he finally finishes casting the spell and scorches the enitre plateau into charred dirt.

Kurt: O-kay....

Well that's all i got the time for tonight folks. Will they catch the mysterious man and find out why he summons confectionary treats from beyond the world? Tune in the next time i update and find out. Next week's special guest, Hideo Kojima! Good night!