When we last left off, our heroes were in Agenericmedievalinnstylerestaurant having their lunch with their newfound friend Shane. What they didn't know was that evil was afoot.

Gordon: -so I cast firaga and everything around me exploded into a fireball of death!

Shane: Very interesting. Now shut up and eat your food!

Gordon: Assmonkey.

Shane: What?

Gordon: I said these brass monkeys are awfully intricate.

Shane: What brass monkeys? (Looks back and Gordon had reappeared at the other table.)

Kyle: So Shane what's your story?

Shane: Well I was brought up by my millionaire parents but decided to leave home to make my fortune!

Samuel: No offense dude but you're a shoe shine boy.

Shane: And?

Kurt: And your parents were millionaires.

Shane: So?

Kyle: So you walked away from millions of dollars! To do what? Shine shoes?

Shane: Your point being?

Everyone stares at him for a second and then start eating again.

Kyle: Anyway...how did our adventure start again?

Samuel: Well techincally we weren't doing anything and then Kurt's airship crashed and we're suddenly on a journey to some unknown destination.

Kurt: Meh. Suits me. I'm in for an adventure. Tired of the boring life I lead in the army.

Kyle: The army is for the dogs!

A soldier from the royal army happened to be sitting nearby and heard Kyle's foolish outburst.

SoldierDude: You take that back you young punk!

Kyle: But it's true!

SoldierDude: I've served in this army for 15 years and you're insulting the very service i devote my life to!?

Kyle: Yeah i suppose i am.

SoldierDude: I ought to kick your ass! (Throws a dagger at Kyle.)

The dagger flies through the air and lands in Samuel's soup.

Kyle: Bet the army taught you how to throw knives too eh?

A slam of the table is heard and a hush falls throughout the restaurant. The dagger now sticking into the wooden table and Samuel stands up.

Samuel: You have violated my eating space. You will pay for what you have done!

SoldierDude: Oh? And what are you going to do skeletor?

Samuel: Prepare for the utmost humiliation.

A green light pulsed throughout the restaurant for half a second followed by a sound that was similar to heartbeat.

SoldierDude: Is this the part where I'm supposed to feel some-Oh crap! (Realizes that his pants are down.)

The entire Restaurant bursts into rapturous laughter as the Soldier's pink undergarments are exposed.

Gordon: Wahahahah! Are those issued by the squadron?

Kurt: Have some self respect man!

Shane: That's a crazy looking pair of underpants.

SoldierDude: Shut up! All of you! Who says a man can't wear pink huh?

Kyle: Well, actually it says right here in this book that should a man wear pink he is to be punished by eating of brussel sprouts.

SoldierDude: (Gasps) Not brussel sprouts! (Gets taken away by two burly lawmen.) I'll be back on the streets by dinnertime you pieces of shi-

Gordon: Shitake mushrooms please. Oh and a little more soba.

Kyle: Whoa Samuel that was awesome. Where'd you learn to do that?

Samuel: I dunno. But that way cool. Everything suddenly became slow motion and I was moving in real time and i had the amazing power to pull down his pants even though it was buckled up tight.

Gordon: Coooooool...

Kurt: Okay so we got someone who spits alot and someone who can pull down people's pants. What good is that?

Shane: Who knows? Might come in handy.

Man In black suit: There they are! Get them!

Six men in black suits charge at the five of them. The same heart beat noise is heard and the pulse of green light illuminates the restaurant and in the next instant the six men are knocked out unconscious having tripped on their own trousers.

Kyle: Look out Shane theres one behind you!

A seventh man in a black suit tries to grab shane but he spits at him with such power that he is pinned gto the wall in a webbing of saliva.

Gordon: Reminds me of the alien series. Cool.

Kurt: Well that proves that you guys are worth something. Check please!

They pay for their meal and leave the restaurant,leaving everyone there bewildered with six men unconscious and one trapped in a disgusting sticky trap.

Kyle: So who do you think those guys were?

Samuel: Dunno. Some dudes from the government maybe.

Gordon: You mean the king.

Samuel: Right. I forgot democracy hasn't taken effect yet...

Kurt: But what would the king want with us?

Kyle: Well for one we kinda destroyed the plateau a while ago.

Kurt: Oh yeah. But nahh can't be that simple.

Shane: Oh well. Only one thing to do.

Samuel: What's that?

Shane: Go on a meaningless adventure where we battle unknown bad guys till we find the king!

Kyle: Works for me!

Gordon: I'm a level 60 black mage. It should be fine.

Kurt: Okay but i'm stopping buy lunatic lucy's airship department I'm tired of walking damnit!

To be continued